the LANVIN hat. man chapeau. boy topper.

i don't quite know what to make of this:

it was an amazing runway piece.

so when it started popping up in stores,

for sale,

for real,

i was momentarily excited.

RUNWAY TO REALITY.

but.

tried it on.

and thought,

you know,

even at the height of my club-kid

catsuit wearing

eyeliner long haired

days,

i would have hesitated on this one.

what thinks vous?

too much?

just right?

help me here.

the landis is flummoxed.