RUNWAY RUNDOWN : JOHN GALLIANO FALL 09

let's play a game.

i know how much you love them so.

this is called,

can you see past all the styling to the one good piece

a man might actually wear from the 

john galliano runway,

ok,

go.

(remember.  one piece from each look.)

very good.  shearling coat.

we're starting off easy here.

for those of you who picked "satyr horns",

go back to burning man,

you left your bong on.

ok, next:

yes.  graphic tee.

that's about all to realistically salvage here.

i also would have taken "votive lined walkway".

next:

leather pants?

really?

i guess that's safest.

i would have sworn you were going for "brown jacket thing yawn . . ."

but, ok,

leather pants it is.

next:

now, see,

now you're just going for extra credit.

red man-whore stockings with garters AND sock garters

IS what we were looking for.

"black vest" was a trap.

next:

if you said "judge's wig" or "man-whore stockings, again",

then we're just going to have to disqualify you

and send you back to your camper.

ok, i give up.

you started out strong, then things just took a left turn up there.

this should have been a gimme.

the answer is "nothing.  well, cheekbones, i'd take his cheekbones.  does that count?"

galliano clearly knows what the modern male wants,

and i don't.