gratuitous half-naked runway models at the vivienne westwood fall 09 men's show

because,

really,

aren't you tired of hearing me talk about clothing?

look, i'll give you a little leg,

a nice back,

some knee-pads: 

some cheekiness: 

some frontiness:

i'll even bring flowers:

i know it SEEMS funny:

but some people get paid LOTS of money

to style these shows:

and some get paid to just hang out: