ampersands : the LANVIN WINGTIP. shit.

i was naive.

in my little shell.

surely lucas ossenjdriver,

the genius behind lanvin's men's line,

would be content torturing me with a nearly endless procession,

season after season,

of covetable "stealth luxe" clothing

and obscene new takes on the trainer.

surely, surely,

he would let me occasionally purchase a shoe,

a small thing,

and then go about my way.

BASTARD!

(pardon my french.)