A STORY FROM THE BOOK OF LANDIS:
i had stalked this piece all season.
granted, i have recently moved to los angeles,
so there is no reason at all for another winter coat in my closet.
let alone a jil sander one.
and then it went on sale.
and i ignored it.
and it was second mark down.
and i tried it on, turned in front of the mirror,
and ignored it.
then it went on final markdown.
and i visited it, petted in, and sighed.
then, god showed me the reason for my move down here.
he marked it down again.
it was 87% off.
and there was one left.
in my size.
so this (yes, you see right) little pleated number now sits quietly in my closet,
waiting for a trip to a chilly clime.
the lord works in mysterious ways, my children.
go forth and spread the good word.